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Oi bluddies! (notice how i said BLUDDIES... because if you can see this post, you mean to me much more than any ordinary blud.) By jove todays easter was the most fun ive had in a long long while! But i want to tell you guys about one really weird thing that happened today. Im so curious if any of you could tell me why that happened! After the results of the contest were announced, we were going back to town and i was arguing about how Dimmy must have cheated! Its sooo unfair for her to claim the prize she wasnt even celebrating easter! And then, get ready guys. When we were nearing the Pipismanor, i was trying to convince Pipislover1997 to reconsider the winner, but then he suddenly ran to the door of the manor and noticed some nasty hooligan busted it open when we were busy gathering our eggs! The door was sprayed with some ugly yellow ink and the lock was beaten and broken so bad we couldnt close it. We rushed inside to see if nothing is misisng. Thankfully, all of Pipislover1997s wealth was in place. Except for one vault, which held Spamgrea's strangest treasure, it was broken open as well... It holds the Document inside. Oddly enough, it wasnt gone, still laying on the floor, shining in its strange pulsating rainbow glow, but someone went out of their way to get into the vault it was in! So anyway Pipislover1997 called Antonius and the helmet guys to fix up the damages.. Then he learned the butlers didnt notice anything so he got mad and installed giant NEO arm cannons near the door to vaporize any more thieves daring to enter... We had to turn them off though because they activated on anyone whos not us and turned some random people pasing by into ash. Its fine though weve told people that they were the ones that broke in so Spamton Himself smited them for desecrating His temple so no one thinks of breaking in again.
But its so bonkers to me. Who would of wanted that document and why they just left it behind when they broke in? Since they suddenly appeared, none of us really know what any of those Documents are for. Their text is garbled like in images generated in the era of early Rajtech! I dont understand why they started glowing rainbow over the years either. At first they looked like normal papers... Remember when we found out they were indestructible? It was soo much fun! Jumping from the roof of the Pipismanor to bounce off them like a trampoline! Feeding them to Spamton cows in the Farms and then digging them out of their poop, completely unscathed! Gosh, that makes me sooo nostalgic. Dimetra loved that, but she was sooo gros about it! She covered herself in it and then she started throwing balls at me and called it "grime tag". Ugh, shes so weird. I smelled soo bad after this!
Anyways, have any of you lads figured anything out about the Documents? Im really curious. Im talking especially to those of you that got one of those back when the forces kind of split up... I miss you guys 🙁 but maybe we can do something together just now? Any of you chaps still up and maybe ready for a GAME NIGHT? I know its 2 oclock in the night and youre knackered bluddies but we havent played jack box in soooo long! What better way to finish off easter than with playing with my chums! Haha! Course i could sound the alarm and wake up all the blank guys with one push of the gamenite button on my desk but its soooo boring without any of you. Oh, theyd also get soooo grumpy and annoyed with me and complain how badly they want to go to bed. Total party poopers! Shouldnt they be thanking me? I dont think many workplaces organize so many fun games for their employees. Anyway, guuuuys please its the perfect opportunity! Reply if any of you want to play, im still so excited i cant sleep!
Oi bluddies! (notice how i said BLUDDIES... because if you can see this post, you mean to me much more than any ordinary blud.) By jove todays easter was the most fun ive had in a long long while! But i want to tell you guys about one really weird thing that happened today. Im so curious if any of you could tell me why that happened! After the results of the contest were announced, we were going back to town and i was arguing about how Dimmy must have cheated! Its sooo unfair for her to claim the prize she wasnt even celebrating easter! And then, get ready guys. When we were nearing the Pipismanor, i was trying to convince Pipislover1997 to reconsider the winner, but then he suddenly ran to the door of the manor and noticed some nasty hooligan busted it open when we were busy gathering our eggs! The door was sprayed with some ugly yellow ink and the lock was beaten and broken so bad we couldnt close it. We rushed inside to see if nothing is misisng. Thankfully, all of Pipislover1997s wealth was in place. Except for one vault, which held Spamgrea's strangest treasure, it was broken open as well... It holds the Document inside. Oddly enough, it wasnt gone, still laying on the floor, shining in its strange pulsating rainbow glow, but someone went out of their way to get into the vault it was in! So anyway Pipislover1997 called Antonius and the helmet guys to fix up the damages.. Then he learned the butlers didnt notice anything so he got mad and installed giant NEO arm cannons near the door to vaporize any more thieves daring to enter... We had to turn them off though because they activated on anyone whos not us and turned some random people pasing by into ash. Its fine though weve told people that they were the ones that broke in so Spamton Himself smited them for desecrating His temple so no one thinks of breaking in again.
But its so bonkers to me. Who would of wanted that document and why they just left it behind when they broke in? Since they suddenly appeared, none of us really know what any of those Documents are for. Their text is garbled like in images generated in the era of early Rajtech! I dont understand why they started glowing rainbow over the years either. At first they looked like normal papers... Remember when we found out they were indestructible? It was soo much fun! Jumping from the roof of the Pipismanor to bounce off them like a trampoline! Feeding them to Spamton cows in the Farms and then digging them out of their poop, completely unscathed! Gosh, that makes me sooo nostalgic. Dimetra loved that, but she was sooo gros about it! She covered herself in it and then she started throwing balls at me and called it "grime tag". Ugh, shes so weird. I smelled soo bad after this!
Anyways, have any of you lads figured anything out about the Documents? Im really curious. Im talking especially to those of you that got one of those back when the forces kind of split up... I miss you guys 🙁 but maybe we can do something together just now? Any of you chaps still up and maybe ready for a GAME NIGHT? I know its 2 oclock in the night and youre knackered bluddies but we havent played jack box in soooo long! What better way to finish off easter than with playing with my chums! Haha! Course i could sound the alarm and wake up all the blank guys with one push of the gamenite button on my desk but its soooo boring without any of you. Oh, theyd also get soooo grumpy and annoyed with me and complain how badly they want to go to bed. Total party poopers! Shouldnt they be thanking me? I dont think many workplaces organize so many fun games for their employees. Anyway, guuuuys please its the perfect opportunity! Reply if any of you want to play, im still so excited i cant sleep!
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