Hello! I live in Pipiswoods and I have alittle, nasty little secret. We all have one I bet you also keep one hidden... mine its that... im just incredibly, really, really, really unimaginbaly obsessed with...

SPIDERMAN PORNOS!!!!

Hahahha. Ijust jnow you picked my blog beacause your here for the GOOD STUFF. I wont tell you my real name but know they call me "MR. PORNO GUY" downthere and i'm a real Spiderman Pornos FREAK and #1 fan. Im the coolest guy areound these part's. Tothink i could of lived my life without seeing Spidermans voluptious, bursting,... FUCK. truly the sexist character ever made. It all began when some blank guy came herecarelesly . Naturaly I ate him. But hisphone inteoduced me to the magics of the intermet.... And I cant livewhout my pornos any more. I ruinedmy life for Spiderman Pornos. I live them. Bu tits so worth it, iwould do it agan. I dont need my life anymore

And you?! Stucking your tongue iut huh? Wantmore? Hahhahahah those jifs are just a taste of my giant collecotion. If you wanted to see all of it, youwould have to kill me. Im like a dragon sitting on a treasure horde. Its MINE. No one can iprecate them how i do. But cheek out my XXXX web sites (extra X because extra spicy) and maube you'll get a little more taste... Theres an emphasis on WEB in my websites, tighrly wrapped round my finger and constantly catching new flies (conosieurs) like you because its so sticky and sweet. Fuck.

Where am I getting all those from? Hahahah I have a SECRET SOURCE. Did you notice their strange secret? If not... your out of luck. You'll never see my SPIDERGOLD.

But, theres ONE way to take a look on my mountains of treasure wihout rrying to fight and usurp me as the righteous KING of Spiderman Pornos... i know true PORNOFREAKS will never pass up an oppertunity like this. See this kid?


This is BONIS. This shit kid hates evrything we stand for. Didgusting crooked teeth, poop hair, stupid glases, this is YOUR ENEMY. Ijust tried to get him into Spidermna pornos after all his hair couldlook like spiderwebs so stringy so I immediately thoughtof spiderman and he HATED IT Hetried to BAN MY PAGE he get's his stuped friends from pipistopia to report it when i post about it on Cyanclam. Its a seriois attack. Attacking my right to free speach, Thisis why i need to keep my colectijn niche, away from VULTURES tearing my pearls that i fought for so hard apart.

Everyone reading, BOYCOTT the #BonisOfficialArt tag. This shitling doesnt desrve any drawimgs. Draw spiderman's arse instead! And the worst part is bonis so popolar. People latch onto they're "goats" showing only undying glaze and servitute at the cost of poor guy's that only want to enjoy themselfs like me. If your one of them, DNI

But if your like me, Bonis can be your one way ticket into my "PORNO HEAVEN". I tried to GET this ass hole to pay but hes hiding from what he did. I cant fit my head through the door of his hou'se to maul him. So i propose you this deal if you get rid of him youll be able to see ALL of my pornos for free. Really! If your a TRUE FAN, mail me Bonis's teeth. Please get rid of him. sent me his teeth.


Here, I said it. Waiting for his peace of shit fan's get my blog off the Inter net for threating violence. Just leave me alone, bitches. Itll be better than you, you dont want to deal with a DEVIL like me. Ban me of the internet and ill come Back. Your attention only gives me morefuel to keep poasying my pornos everywhere. Thanks to Ai technoology, soon enough and poor little bonis wont be able to usse the internet without seeing Spider glistening arse in INFINTIE amounts . Just like Sipderman, that's me spining a web to catch him and eat him. And if youre a lucky and brave ebough fan could do and go the honors, youcould even eat him together with me! Iunderstand why spider's puke all over theyre preynow. Iwish i could mount his crynkling teeth on the wall of my cave as a trophy. Their hanging out of his mouth so freely theres such an urge to rip them off

To Bonis, if your reading (.. you probobly cant), this is what I think of YOU:


SHUT UP!!!

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